What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What is your interpretation of the movie Rocky? What makes it a good film in your opinion?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Why is there a "double standard" applied to sex between a dog and a human? Why is it that to many who are at least mildly okay with bestiality, a WOMAN having sex with a male dog is fine, but a guy with a female dog is not?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Yes sir it is.

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

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